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 FIGURES
-Pere Ubu.
+  * Pere Ubu.
-Ubu.
+  * Ubu.
-Captain Border.
+  * Captain Border.
-The King Wenceslas.
+  * The King Wenceslas.
-Queen Rosamond.
+  * Queen Rosamond.
-Boleslaw, Ladislas Buggerlaus: their son.
+  * Boleslaw, Ladislas Buggerlaus: their son.
-General Lacy.
+  * General Lacy.
-Stanislas Leszczynski.
+  * Stanislas Leszczynski.
-John Sobieski.
+  * John Sobieski.
-Nicolas Rensky.
+  * Nicolas Rensky.
-The Emperor Alexius.
+  * The Emperor Alexius.
-Giron, Pile, Coccyx: Palotina.
+  * Giron, Pile, Coccyx: Palotina.
-Conspirators and Soldiers.
+  * Conspirators and Soldiers.
-People.
+  * People.
-Michel Fédérovitch.
+  * Michel Fédérovitch.
-Nobles.
+  * Nobles.
-Magistrates.
+  * Magistrates.
-Consultants.
+  * Consultants.
-Financial.
+  * Financial.
-Minions of Phynances.
+  * Minions of Phynances.
-Peasants.
+  * Peasants.
-All the Russian Army.
+  * All the Russian Army.
-All the Polish Army.
+  * All the Polish Army.
-Guards of Ubu.
+  * Guards of Ubu.
-A Captain.
+  * A Captain.
-Bear.
+  * Bear.
-The Horse Phynances.
+  * The Horse Phynances.
-The brainwash machine.
+  * The brainwash machine.
-The Crew.
+  * The Crew.
-Commander.
+  * Commander.
-[ edit ]ACT I.
+ACT I. SCENE I
-[ edit ]SCENE
 UBU FATHER, MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Shit.
+**MOTHER UBU** Oh here's some nice, Ubu, "you are a very great rogue.
+**FATHER UBU** How do you assom'je, Ubu!
+**MOTHER UBU** This is not me, Ubu, another should be assassinated.
+**FATHER UBU** By my green candle, I do not understand.
+**MOTHER UBU** How, Pere Ubu, "you are happy with your lot?
+**FATHER UBU** By my green candle, shit, ma'am, yes indeed, I'm happy. It would be at least: a captain of dragoons, trusted officer of King Wenceslas, decorated with the Order of the Red Eagle of Poland and former King of Aragon, what would you be better?
+**MOTHER UBU** What! After the King of Aragon you just carry journals fifty footmen armed with cutting-cabbage, when you could succeed on your flask crown of Poland to that of Aragon?
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Ubu, I do not understand what you say.
-FATHER UBU
+**TURD MOTHER** You're so stupid!
-Shit.
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** By my green candle, King Wenceslas is still alive, and even if he dies, he did not have legions of children?
-Oh here's some nice, Ubu, "you are a very great rogue.
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** Who is to prevent the massacre of the entire family and put yourself in their place?
-How do you assom'je, Ubu!
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Ubu, you do me wrong and you'll pass earlier in the pan.
-This is not me, Ubu, another should be assassinated.
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** Hey poor fellow, if I was going through the pot, which you mend your funds panties?
-By my green candle, I do not understand.
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Oh really! and then what? Am I not an ass like the others?
-How, Pere Ubu, "you are happy with your lot?
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** At your place, that ass, I would like to install on a throne. You can increase your wealth indefinitely, eating very often the andouille and carriage ride through the streets.
-By my green candle, shit, ma'am, yes indeed, I'm happy. It would be at least: a captain of dragoons, trusted officer of King Wenceslas, decorated with the Order of the Red Eagle of Poland and former King of Aragon, what would you be better?
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** If I were king, I'd build a big hat like the one I had in Aragon and those rascals of Spaniards me shamelessly stolen.
-What! After the King of Aragon you just carry journals fifty footmen armed with cutting-cabbage, when you could succeed on your flask crown of Poland to that of Aragon?
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** You could also purchase an umbrella and a large cloak that you fall on the heels.
-Ah Ubu, I do not understand what you say.
-TURD MOTHER
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I yield to the temptation. Bugger shit, shit the guy, if ever I meet him at the corner of a wood, he spent a bad quarter of an hour.
-You're so stupid!
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah Well, Pere Ubu, you have become a real man.
-By my green candle, King Wenceslas is still alive, and even if he dies, he did not have legions of children?
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Oh no! me, captain of dragoons, kill the King of Poland! rather die!
-Who is to prevent the massacre of the entire family and put yourself in their place?
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** (aside). Oh shit! (Top) So you'll stay poor as a rat, Pere Ubu.
-Ah Ubu, you do me wrong and you'll pass earlier in the pan.
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Ventrebleu, by my green candle, I'd rather be poor as a skinny rat and brave than rich and fat like a bad cat.
-Hey poor fellow, if I was going through the pot, which you mend your funds panties?
-FATHER UBU
+**MOTHER UBU** And the hat? and umbrella? and the great pea coat?
-Oh really! and then what? Am I not an ass like the others?
-MOTHER UBU
+**FATHER UBU** Well, after, Ubu? (He leaves, slamming the door.)
-At your place, that ass, I would like to install on a throne. You can increase your wealth indefinitely, eating very often the andouille and carriage ride through the streets.
-FATHER UBU
+**UBU MOTHER** (single). VRoute, shit, it was hard to relax, but VRoute, shit, I think, however, have shaken. Thanks to God and to myself, maybe in a week I'll be queen of Poland.
-If I were king, I'd build a big hat like the one I had in Aragon and those rascals of Spaniards me shamelessly stolen.
-MOTHER UBU
-You could also purchase an umbrella and a large cloak that you fall on the heels.
+ACT I, SCENE II
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I yield to the temptation. Bugger shit, shit the guy, if ever I meet him at the corner of a wood, he spent a bad quarter of an hour.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah Well, Pere Ubu, you have become a real man.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh no! me, captain of dragoons, kill the King of Poland! rather die!
-MOTHER UBU (aside).
-Oh shit! (Top) So you'll stay poor as a rat, Pere Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Ventrebleu, by my green candle, I'd rather be poor as a skinny rat and brave than rich and fat like a bad cat.
-MOTHER UBU
-And the hat? and umbrella? and the great pea coat?
-FATHER UBU
-Well, after, Ubu? (He leaves, slamming the door.)
-UBU MOTHER (single).
-VRoute, shit, it was hard to relax, but VRoute, shit, I think, however, have shaken. Thanks to God and to myself, maybe in a week I'll be queen of Poland.
-[ edit ]ACT I, SCENE II
 (The scene represents a room of the house where Ubu splendid table is compiled.)
-UBU FATHER, MOTHER UBU
+UBU FATHER,
+**MOTHER UBU**
-MOTHER UBU
-Hey our guests are well overdue.
+**MOTHER UBU** Hey our guests are well overdue.
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, by my green candle. I'm dying of hunger. Ubu, you're very ugly today. Is it because we have the world?
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, by my green candle. I'm dying of hunger. Ubu, you're very ugly today. Is it because we have the world?
 MOTHER UBU (shrugging).
 Shit.
 FATHER UBU (seizing a roast chicken).
 Well, I'm hungry. I'll bite the bird. It's a chicken, I think. It is not bad.
-MOTHER UBU
-What you doing unhappy? What our guests eat?
+**MOTHER UBU** What you doing unhappy? What our guests eat?
-FATHER UBU
-They still have enough. I will not touch any more. Ubu, go and see the window if our guests arrive.
+**FATHER UBU** They still have enough. I will not touch any more. Ubu, go and see the window if our guests arrive.
 MOTHER UBU (going there).
 I see nothing. Meanwhile, the Ubu steal a round of veal.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah here is Captain Borders and his followers arrive. What do you eat then, Ubu?
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah here is Captain Borders and his followers arrive. What do you eat then, Ubu?
-FATHER UBU
-Nothing a little calf.
+**FATHER UBU** Nothing a little calf.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah veal! veal! calf! He ate the veal! Help!
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah veal! veal! calf! He ate the veal! Help!
-FATHER UBU
-By my green candle, I'll tear her eyes.
+**FATHER UBU** By my green candle, I'll tear her eyes.
 (The door opens.)
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 FATHER UBU UBU MOTHER CAPTAIN EDGE, and his supporters.
-MOTHER UBU
-Hello, gentlemen, we look forward to. Sit.
+**MOTHER UBU** Hello, gentlemen, we look forward to. Sit.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Hello, ma'am. But where is the Pere Ubu?
-FATHER UBU
-Here I am! I am! Damn, by my green candle, but I am big enough.
+**FATHER UBU** Here I am! I am! Damn, by my green candle, but I am big enough.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Hello, Ubu. Sit down, my men. (They all sit down.)
-FATHER UBU
-Phew, a little more, I sank my chair.
+**FATHER UBU** Phew, a little more, I sank my chair.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Hey Ubu! we give you good today?
-MOTHER UBU
-Here's the menu.
+**MOTHER UBU** Here's the menu.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh this interests me.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh this interests me.
-MOTHER UBU
-Soup Polish rastron ribs, veal, chicken, pie dog, turkey tail, charlotte russe ...
+**MOTHER UBU** Soup Polish rastron ribs, veal, chicken, pie dog, turkey tail, charlotte russe ...
-FATHER UBU
-Hey That's enough, I suppose. Is there anyone out there still?
+**FATHER UBU** Hey That's enough, I suppose. Is there anyone out there still?
 UBU MOTHER (continuing).
 Bomb, salad, fruit, desserts, boiled artichokes, cauliflower the shit.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey I think you emperor of the East to make such expenditures?
+**FATHER UBU** Hey I think you emperor of the East to make such expenditures?
-MOTHER UBU
-Do not listen, he is stupid.
+**MOTHER UBU** Do not listen, he is stupid.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I will sharpen my teeth against your calves.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I will sharpen my teeth against your calves.
-MOTHER UBU
-Dine rather, Ubu. These are the Polish.
+**MOTHER UBU** Dine rather, Ubu. These are the Polish.
-FATHER UBU
-Damn, that's bad.
+**FATHER UBU** Damn, that's bad.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 This is not good, indeed.
-MOTHER UBU
-Tas Arabs, that you need?
+**MOTHER UBU** Tas Arabs, that you need?
 FATHER UBU (striking his forehead).
 Oh I have an idea. I will come back later. (He goes.)
-MOTHER UBU
-Gentlemen, we will taste the veal.
+**MOTHER UBU** Gentlemen, we will taste the veal.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 It is very good, I finished.
-MOTHER UBU
-For the puppet now.
+**MOTHER UBU** For the puppet now.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Exquisite, exquisite! Vive la Mère Ubu!
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 FATHER UBU (returning).
 And soon you'll shout "Vive le Pere Ubu. (He takes a broom unspeakable hand and tossed on the feast.)
-MOTHER UBU
-Wretch, what are you doing?
+**MOTHER UBU** Wretch, what are you doing?
-FATHER UBU
-Taste a little. (Several poisoned taste and fall.)
+**FATHER UBU** Taste a little. (Several poisoned taste and fall.)
-FATHER UBU
-Ubu, pass me the chops rastron that I serve.
+**FATHER UBU** Ubu, pass me the chops rastron that I serve.
-MOTHER UBU
-Here they are.
+**MOTHER UBU** Here they are.
-FATHER UBU
-At the door everyone! Border Captain, I say to you.
+**FATHER UBU** At the door everyone! Border Captain, I say to you.
 OTHER
 Hey we have not had dinner!
-FATHER UBU
-What, you have not dined! At the door, everyone! Stay, Border. (Nobody moves.)
+**FATHER UBU** What, you have not dined! At the door, everyone! Stay, Border. (Nobody moves.)
-FATHER UBU
-You are not parties? By my green candle, I'll knock you out rib rastron. (He begins to throw.)
+**FATHER UBU** You are not parties? By my green candle, I'll knock you out rib rastron. (He begins to throw.)
 ALL
 Oh Ouch Help! Defend us! woe! I'm dead!
-FATHER UBU
-Shit, shit, shit. At the door! I do my effect.
+**FATHER UBU** Shit, shit, shit. At the door! I do my effect.
 ALL
 Sauve qui peut! Miserable Ubu! traitor and scoundrel rogue!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah they're off. I breathe, but I have very bad dinner. Come Border. (They go with Ubu.)
+**FATHER UBU** Ah they're off. I breathe, but I have very bad dinner. Come Border. (They go with Ubu.)
 [ edit ]ACT I, SCENE IV
 FATHER UBU UBU MOTHER CAPTAIN EDGE
-FATHER UBU
-Well, Captain, have you dined?
+**FATHER UBU** Well, Captain, have you dined?
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Well, sir, except the shit.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey the shit was not bad.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey the shit was not bad.
-MOTHER UBU
-To each his own.
+**MOTHER UBU** To each his own.
-FATHER UBU
-Border Captain, I am determined to make you Duke of Lithuania.
+**FATHER UBU** Border Captain, I am determined to make you Duke of Lithuania.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 How, I thought you were very beggar, Pere Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-In a few days, if you want, I rule in Poland.
+**FATHER UBU** In a few days, if you want, I rule in Poland.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 You'll kill Wenceslas?
-FATHER UBU
-He is not stupid, this guy, he guessed.
+**FATHER UBU** He is not stupid, this guy, he guessed.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 If it is to kill Wenceslas, I am. I am his mortal enemy and I will answer for my men.
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 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Hey you stink, Ubu. You never do you wash?
-FATHER UBU
-Rarely.
+**FATHER UBU** Rarely.
-MOTHER UBU
-Never!
+**MOTHER UBU** Never!
-FATHER UBU
-I'll walk over.
+**FATHER UBU** I'll walk over.
-MOTHER UBU
-Big shit!
+**MOTHER UBU** Big shit!
-FATHER UBU
-Go, Dogpile, I'm done with you. But my green candle, I swear on the Ubu make you Duke of Lithuania.
+**FATHER UBU** Go, Dogpile, I'm done with you. But my green candle, I swear on the Ubu make you Duke of Lithuania.
-MOTHER UBU
-But ...
+**MOTHER UBU** But ...
-FATHER UBU
-Hush, my sweet child.
+**FATHER UBU** Hush, my sweet child.
 (They leave.)
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 UBU FATHER, MOTHER UBU MESSENGER
-FATHER UBU
-Sir, what do you want? get out, you tire me.
+**FATHER UBU** Sir, what do you want? get out, you tire me.
 MESSENGER
 Sir, you are called by the king.
 (He leaves.)
-FATHER UBU
-Oh shit, jarnicotonbleu, by my green candle, I discovered, I will be beheaded! alas alas
+**FATHER UBU** Oh shit, jarnicotonbleu, by my green candle, I discovered, I will be beheaded! alas alas
-MOTHER UBU
-What soft man! and time presses.
+**MOTHER UBU** What soft man! and time presses.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh I have an idea: I would say that the Mother Ubu and Border.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh I have an idea: I would say that the Mother Ubu and Border.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah wholesale PU, if you do that ...
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah wholesale PU, if you do that ...
-FATHER UBU
-Hey I will go immediately.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey I will go immediately.
 (He leaves.)
 MOTHER UBU (running after him).
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 KING
 Like me this morning.
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, I'm drunk because I drank too much wine in France.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, I'm drunk because I drank too much wine in France.
 KING
 Pere Ubu, I want to reward your many services as captain of dragoons, and I will do today Count of Sandomir.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh Mr. Wenceslas, I do not know how to thank you.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh Mr. Wenceslas, I do not know how to thank you.
 KING
 Do not thank me, Pere Ubu, and find you tomorrow morning at the grand review.
-FATHER UBU
-I will, but accept, grace, this little whistle.
+**FATHER UBU** I will, but accept, grace, this little whistle.
 (He presented the king with a kazoo.)
 KING
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 YOUNG BOGGLERAS
 Is he stupid, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-And now, I'll beat it. (He falls, turning.) Oh! ouch Help! By my green candle, I'm broke and punctured the bowel Bouzina!
+**FATHER UBU** And now, I'll beat it. (He falls, turning.) Oh! ouch Help! By my green candle, I'm broke and punctured the bowel Bouzina!
 KING (raising it).
 Pere Ubu, "you are you hurt?
-FATHER UBU
-Yes indeed, and I will surely die. What will Mother Ubu?
+**FATHER UBU** Yes indeed, and I will surely die. What will Mother Ubu?
 KING
 We resolved to bring to its maintenance.
-FATHER UBU
-You are very kind to spare. (He goes.) Yes, but King Wenceslas, you will not be less massacred.
+**FATHER UBU** You are very kind to spare. (He goes.) Yes, but King Wenceslas, you will not be less massacred.
 [ edit ]ACT I, SCENE VII
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 GIRON, BATTERY, COTISE, FATHER UBU UBU MOTHER, conspirators and soldiers CAPTAIN EDGE
-FATHER UBU
-Hey My good friends, it is time to stop the plan of the conspiracy. Each man should give his opinion. I will first give mine, if I may.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey My good friends, it is time to stop the plan of the conspiracy. Each man should give his opinion. I will first give mine, if I may.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Speak, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Well, my friends, I would just poison the king himself thrusting of arsenic in his lunch. When he wants to graze on it will drop dead, and so I am king.
+**FATHER UBU** Well, my friends, I would just poison the king himself thrusting of arsenic in his lunch. When he wants to graze on it will drop dead, and so I am king.
 ALL
 Fi, marmoset!
-FATHER UBU
-What, you do not like it? So what Border advises.
+**FATHER UBU** What, you do not like it? So what Border advises.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Me, I would file him a great sword that will crack the head to waist.
 ALL
 Yes Here is noble and valiant.
-FATHER UBU
-And if he gives you kick? I remember now that he has reviewed the iron shoes are very bad. If I knew I'd get you to denounce me from this dirty business, and I think I would also change.
+**FATHER UBU** And if he gives you kick? I remember now that he has reviewed the iron shoes are very bad. If I knew I'd get you to denounce me from this dirty business, and I think I would also change.
-MOTHER UBU
-Oh the traitor, the coward, the ugly, flat pink.
+**MOTHER UBU** Oh the traitor, the coward, the ugly, flat pink.
 ALL
 Ub booed Santa!
-FATHER UBU
-Hey gentlemen, keep quiet if you want to visit my pockets. Finally I am willing to expose myself to you. Thus, Border, you slay the king loads.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey gentlemen, keep quiet if you want to visit my pockets. Finally I am willing to expose myself to you. Thus, Border, you slay the king loads.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Would not it be better to throw us all at once on him, yelling and screaming? We would thus likely lead the troops.
-FATHER UBU
-So here. I try to walk over his feet, kicking it, then I tell him: shit, and this signal you will throw at him.
+**FATHER UBU** So here. I try to walk over his feet, kicking it, then I tell him: shit, and this signal you will throw at him.
-MOTHER UBU
-Yes, and when he is dead you'll take his scepter and crown.
+**MOTHER UBU** Yes, and when he is dead you'll take his scepter and crown.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 And I'll run with my men in pursuit of the royal family.
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, and I recommend especially the young Buggerlaus.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, and I recommend especially the young Buggerlaus.
 (They leave.)
 FATHER UBU (chasing and being back).
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 BORDER CAPTAIN
 And how? We have no priest.
-FATHER UBU
-The Ubu will take place.
+**FATHER UBU** The Ubu will take place.
 ALL
 Well, either.
-FATHER UBU
-So, you swear to have killed the king?
+**FATHER UBU** So, you swear to have killed the king?
 ALL
 Yes, we swear. Long Live Ubu!
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 POLISH ARMY, THE KING, BOLESLAS, LADISLAS,
-FATHER UBU
-CAPTAIN AND HIS MEN EDGE, GIRON, BATTERY, COTISE.
+**FATHER UBU** CAPTAIN AND HIS MEN EDGE, GIRON, BATTERY, COTISE.
 KING
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 KING
 Ah Here the regiment of horse guards Danzig. They are very beautiful, my faith.
-FATHER UBU
-You think so? They seem miserable. Watch it. To the soldier. How long did you not cleaned up, disgusting funny?
+**FATHER UBU** You think so? They seem miserable. Watch it. To the soldier. How long did you not cleaned up, disgusting funny?
 KING
 But this soldier is very clean. What ails you, Ubu?
-FATHER UBU
-Voila!
+**FATHER UBU** Voila!
 He crushes his foot.
 KING
 Wretch
-FATHER UBU
-Shit. To me, my men!
+**FATHER UBU** Shit. To me, my men!
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Hurrah! Forward!
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 BOLESLAS Ladislaus.
 What is that! Dégainons.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I have the crown! For others, now.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I have the crown! For others, now.
 MASTERS EDGE
 Down with the traitors!
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 THE SAME. The door is breached. FATHER UBU and enter the fanatics.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey Buggerlaus what wouldst thou do?
+**FATHER UBU** Hey Buggerlaus what wouldst thou do?
 BOGGLERAS
 Why! I will defend my mother to death! The first step is making a death.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh Border, I'm afraid! let me go.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh Border, I'm afraid! let me go.
 A SOLDIER advance.
 Surrender, Buggerlaus!
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 Rascals, wine bags, paid slobs!
 It's the reel with his sword and made a killing.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh I'm well coming to the end anyway!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh I'm well coming to the end anyway!
 BOGGLERAS
 Mother, save yourself the secret staircase.
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 BOGGLERAS
 I follow you.
-FATHER UBU
-Try to catch the queen. Ah Here the party. As for you, wretch! ...
+**FATHER UBU** Try to catch the queen. Ah Here the party. As for you, wretch! ...
 He goes up Buggerlaus.
 BOGGLERAS
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 FATHER UBU UBU MOTHER CAPTAIN EDGE
-FATHER UBU
-No, I do not want me! Do you want me to ruin these bouffres?
+**FATHER UBU** No, I do not want me! Do you want me to ruin these bouffres?
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 But, Ubu, do not you see that the people waiting for the gift of joyful advent?
-MOTHER UBU
-If you do not distribute meat and gold, you will be overthrown within two hours.
+**MOTHER UBU** If you do not distribute meat and gold, you will be overthrown within two hours.
-FATHER UBU
-Meat, yes! gold, no! Tear down three old horses, it is good for such slobs.
+**FATHER UBU** Meat, yes! gold, no! Tear down three old horses, it is good for such slobs.
-MOTHER UBU
-Marmoset yourself! Who has built an animal of this kind?
+**MOTHER UBU** Marmoset yourself! Who has built an animal of this kind?
-FATHER UBU
-Again, I want to get rich, I will not give a penny.
+**FATHER UBU** Again, I want to get rich, I will not give a penny.
-MOTHER UBU
-When you have hands all the treasures of Poland.
+**MOTHER UBU** When you have hands all the treasures of Poland.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Yes, I know there is a chapel in the great treasure we will distribute.
-FATHER UBU
-Miserable, if you do that!
+**FATHER UBU** Miserable, if you do that!
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 But, Ubu, if you do not do distributions the people will not pay taxes.
-FATHER UBU
-Is this true?
+**FATHER UBU** Is this true?
-MOTHER UBU
-Yes, yes!
+**MOTHER UBU** Yes, yes!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh, then I consent to everything. Gather three million, one hundred and fifty fry beef and sheep, especially as I have too!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh, then I consent to everything. Gather three million, one hundred and fifty fry beef and sheep, especially as I have too!
 Exeunt.
 [ edit ]ACT II, SCENE VII
@@ Line 596: / Line 596: @@
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 Look, Ma Ubu, they argue that gold. What a battle.
-MOTHER UBU
-It is true that it is horrible. Ugh! Here's one that has the skull.
+**MOTHER UBU** It is true that it is horrible. Ugh! Here's one that has the skull.
-FATHER UBU
-What beautiful sight! Bring other boxes of gold.
+**FATHER UBU** What beautiful sight! Bring other boxes of gold.
 BORDER CAPTAIN
 If we were a race.
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, it's an idea.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, it's an idea.
 To the people.
 My friends, you see this box of gold, it contains three hundred thousand nobles with rose gold, Polish currency and sterling. Let those who want to start running at the end of the court. You will leave my handkerchief and waved when the first received will take cash. As for those who will not win, they will as a consolation that fund that they share.
@@ Line 611: / Line 611: @@
 Listen to them!
 All the people will be stored at the end of the court.
-FATHER UBU
-One, two, three! Are you ready?
+**FATHER UBU** One, two, three! Are you ready?
 ALL
 Yes yes
@@ Line 645: / Line 645: @@
 The palace.
-UBU FATHER, MOTHER UBU
+UBU FATHER,
+**MOTHER UBU**
 FATHER UBU:
 By my green candle, here I am king in this country. I'm already flanked indigestion and it will bring me my big hat.
@@ Line 692: / Line 692: @@
 FATHER UBU UBU MOTHER, OFFICERS AND SOLDIERS; GIRON, BATTERY, COTISE, NOBLE CHAINED, FINANCIAL, judges, court clerks.
-FATHER UBU
-Bring cash to the Nobles and the hook and knife in Nobles Nobles Nobles and the book to! Then, advance the Nobles.
+**FATHER UBU** Bring cash to the Nobles and the hook and knife in Nobles Nobles Nobles and the book to! Then, advance the Nobles.
 It grows sharply Nobles.
-MOTHER UBU
-Pray, moderates now, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** Pray, moderates now, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-I am pleased to announce that enrich the kingdom I'm going to kill all the Nobles and take their property.
+**FATHER UBU** I am pleased to announce that enrich the kingdom I'm going to kill all the Nobles and take their property.
 NOBLE
 Horror! us, the people and soldiers!
-FATHER UBU
-Take the first Noble and give me the hook Nobles. Those who are sentenced to death, I will pass through the trap, they fall in the underground of the clamp-Pork and House-to-Sub, where they are brainless. In noble. Who are you, bouffre?
+**FATHER UBU** Take the first Noble and give me the hook Nobles. Those who are sentenced to death, I will pass through the trap, they fall in the underground of the clamp-Pork and House-to-Sub, where they are brainless. In noble. Who are you, bouffre?
 THE NOBLE
 Count of Witepsk.
-FATHER UBU
-How are your earnings?
+**FATHER UBU** How are your earnings?
 THE NOBLE
 Three million rix dollars.
-FATHER UBU
-Condemned!
+**FATHER UBU** Condemned!
 He takes it with the hook and goes into the hole.
-MOTHER UBU
-How low ferocity!
+**MOTHER UBU** How low ferocity!
-FATHER UBU
-Second Noble, who are you? The Noble says nothing. Will you answer, bouffre?
+**FATHER UBU** Second Noble, who are you? The Noble says nothing. Will you answer, bouffre?
 THE NOBLE
 Grand Duke of Posen.
-FATHER UBU
-Excellent! excellent! I ask no longer. In the trap. Third Noble, who are you? you have a dirty mind.
+**FATHER UBU** Excellent! excellent! I ask no longer. In the trap. Third Noble, who are you? you have a dirty mind.
 THE NOBLE
 Duke of Courland, the cities of Riga, Revel and Mitau.
-FATHER UBU
-Very good! well! You have nothing else?
+**FATHER UBU** Very good! well! You have nothing else?
 THE NOBLE
 Nothing.
-FATHER UBU
-In the trap, then. Fourth Noble, who are you?
+**FATHER UBU** In the trap, then. Fourth Noble, who are you?
 THE NOBLE
 Prince of Podolia.
-FATHER UBU
-What are your income?
+**FATHER UBU** What are your income?
 THE NOBLE
 I am ruined.
-FATHER UBU
-For this bad word, passes into the trap. Fifth Noble, who are you?
+**FATHER UBU** For this bad word, passes into the trap. Fifth Noble, who are you?
 LE NOBLE
 Margrave of Thorn, Palatine Polock.
-FATHER UBU
-It is not heavy. You have nothing else?
+**FATHER UBU** It is not heavy. You have nothing else?
 THE NOBLE
 That was enough.
-FATHER UBU
-Well little better than nothing. In the trap. What have you in Pigna, Ubu?
+**FATHER UBU** Well little better than nothing. In the trap. What have you in Pigna, Ubu?
-MOTHER UBU
-You're too fierce, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** You're too fierce, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey I enrich myself. I'm going to read MY list of MY property. Clerk, please read MY list of MY property.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey I enrich myself. I'm going to read MY list of MY property. Clerk, please read MY list of MY property.
 CLERK
 County Sandomir.
-FATHER UBU
-Start with the principalities, stupid bastard!
+**FATHER UBU** Start with the principalities, stupid bastard!
 CLERK
 Principality of Podolia, Grand Duchy of Posen, the Duchy of Courland, Sandomierz County, County Witepsk, Palatinate of Polock, margraviate Thorn.
-FATHER UBU
-And then?
+**FATHER UBU** And then?
 CLERK
 That's it.
-FATHER UBU
-How is everything! Oh well then, before the nobles, and as I did not finish to get rich, I will carry out all the nobles, and so I have all the vacant property. Go, go Nobles in the trap.
+**FATHER UBU** How is everything! Oh well then, before the nobles, and as I did not finish to get rich, I will carry out all the nobles, and so I have all the vacant property. Go, go Nobles in the trap.
 Nobles are stacked in the hatch.
 Hurry up faster, I want to make laws now.
 MORE
 We'll see.
-FATHER UBU
-First I will reform the judiciary, after which we will finance.
+**FATHER UBU** First I will reform the judiciary, after which we will finance.
 MORE JUDGES
 We oppose any change.
-FATHER UBU
-Shit. First, the judges will no longer be paid.
+**FATHER UBU** Shit. First, the judges will no longer be paid.
 JUDGES
 And what will we live? We are poor.
-FATHER UBU
-You have fines that you will take the property and sentenced to death.
+**FATHER UBU** You have fines that you will take the property and sentenced to death.
 A MAGISTRATE
 Horror.
@@ Line 784: / Line 784: @@
 ALL
 We refuse to judge in such circumstances.
-FATHER UBU
-At the door the magistrates!
+**FATHER UBU** At the door the magistrates!
 They struggle in vain.
-MOTHER UBU
-Hey what are you doing, Ubu? Who will now justice?
+**MOTHER UBU** Hey what are you doing, Ubu? Who will now justice?
-FATHER UBU
-Hey! me. You'll see how it will work well.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey! me. You'll see how it will work well.
-MOTHER UBU
-Yes, it'll be clean.
+**MOTHER UBU** Yes, it'll be clean.
-FATHER UBU
-Well, hush, bouffresque. We will now, gentlemen, proceed to finance.
+**FATHER UBU** Well, hush, bouffresque. We will now, gentlemen, proceed to finance.
 FINANCIAL
 There is nothing to change.
-FATHER UBU
-How, I want to change everything myself. First I want to keep to myself half the taxes.
+**FATHER UBU** How, I want to change everything myself. First I want to keep to myself half the taxes.
 FINANCIAL
 Not bothered.
@@ Line 809: / Line 809: @@
 THIRD FINANCIAL
 It has neither head nor tail.
-FATHER UBU
-You do not care about me! In the trap, the financiers!
+**FATHER UBU** You do not care about me! In the trap, the financiers!
 It stuffs the financial.
-MOTHER UBU
-But, Pere Ubu, which king you do, you slaughter everyone.
+**MOTHER UBU** But, Pere Ubu, which king you do, you slaughter everyone.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh shit!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh shit!
-MOTHER UBU
-More justice, more finance.
+**MOTHER UBU** More justice, more finance.
-FATHER UBU
-Fear not, my sweet child, I myself from one village to collect taxes.
+**FATHER UBU** Fear not, my sweet child, I myself from one village to collect taxes.
 [ edit ]ACT III, SCENE III
 A farmhouse in the outskirts of Warsaw. Several farmers are assembled.
@@ Line 836: / Line 836: @@
 [ edit ]ACT III, SCENE IV
-FATHER UBU
-Who among you is the oldest? A farmer walks. How is your name?
+**FATHER UBU** Who among you is the oldest? A farmer walks. How is your name?
 PEASANT
 Stanislas Leszczynski.
-FATHER UBU
-Well, Cornification, listen to me, if these gentlemen will cut off earens. But, will you finally listen?
+**FATHER UBU** Well, Cornification, listen to me, if these gentlemen will cut off earens. But, will you finally listen?
 STANISLAUS
 But Your Excellency has said anything yet.
-FATHER UBU
-How I speak for an hour. Do you think I come here to preach in the desert?
+**FATHER UBU** How I speak for an hour. Do you think I come here to preach in the desert?
 STANISLAUS
 Perish the thought.
-FATHER UBU
-So I just tell you, ordering you and you mean you had to quickly produce and show your finances, otherwise you will be killed. Come, my lords the finance salopins Convey here to vetturino phynancial.
+**FATHER UBU** So I just tell you, ordering you and you mean you had to quickly produce and show your finances, otherwise you will be killed. Come, my lords the finance salopins Convey here to vetturino phynancial.
 It brings the vetturino.
 STANISLAUS
 Sir, we are on the register for one hundred and fifty to two rix dollars we already paid, there will sometimes six weeks on St. Mathieu.
-FATHER UBU
-It is quite possible, but I changed the government and I did put in the paper that would pay all taxes twice and three times those who will be named later. With this system, I quickly made a fortune, then I'll kill everybody and I'll go.
+**FATHER UBU** It is quite possible, but I changed the government and I did put in the paper that would pay all taxes twice and three times those who will be named later. With this system, I quickly made a fortune, then I'll kill everybody and I'll go.
 FARMERS
 Mr. Turd, grace, have mercy on us. We are poor people.
-FATHER UBU
-I do not care. Pay.
+**FATHER UBU** I do not care. Pay.
 FARMERS
 We can not, we paid.
-FATHER UBU
-Pay! ji or put you in my pocket and torture beheading of the neck and head! Cornification, I am the king, perhaps!
+**FATHER UBU** Pay! ji or put you in my pocket and torture beheading of the neck and head! Cornification, I am the king, perhaps!
 ALL
 Oh, how it is! To arms! Buggerlaus live by the grace of God, King of Poland and Lithuania!
-FATHER UBU
-Forward, gentlemen of Finance, do your duty.
+**FATHER UBU** Forward, gentlemen of Finance, do your duty.
 A struggle ensued, the house is destroyed and the old Stanislas fled alone across the plain. Ubu is to collect the funds.
@@ Line 872: / Line 872: @@
 A pillbox fortifications of Thorn.
-CAPTAIN EDGE chained FATHER UBU
+CAPTAIN EDGE chained
+**FATHER UBU**
-FATHER UBU
-Ah citizen, that's what it is you want me to pay you what I owed you, then you're shocked because I did not want, you have conspired and now you're locked up. Cornefinance, well done and it's played so well that you should find yourself much to your taste.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah citizen, that's what it is you want me to pay you what I owed you, then you're shocked because I did not want, you have conspired and now you're locked up. Cornefinance, well done and it's played so well that you should find yourself much to your taste.
 EDGE
 Take care, Ubu. For five days you are king, you have committed more murders than it takes to damn all the saints in paradise. The blood of the king and nobles cried for vengeance and his cries are heard.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey my dear friend, you have the language very well hung. I do not doubt that you might escape if it might result in complications, but I do not think the bunkers of Thorn ever let go of someone honest boys entrusted to them. Therefore, good night, and I invite you to sleep on both earens, although the rats are dancing here a pretty good sarabande.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey my dear friend, you have the language very well hung. I do not doubt that you might escape if it might result in complications, but I do not think the bunkers of Thorn ever let go of someone honest boys entrusted to them. Therefore, good night, and I invite you to sleep on both earens, although the rats are dancing here a pretty good sarabande.
 He leaves. The Minions are lock all doors.
@@ Line 920: / Line 920: @@
 UBU FATHER, MOTHER UBU ADVISERS Phynances
-FATHER UBU
-Gentlemen, the meeting is open and try to listen and stay quiet. First, we will do with finances, then we will talk a little system that I thought to bring good weather and conjure rain.
+**FATHER UBU** Gentlemen, the meeting is open and try to listen and stay quiet. First, we will do with finances, then we will talk a little system that I thought to bring good weather and conjure rain.
 ADVISER
 Well, Mr. Turd.
-MOTHER UBU
-What a stupid man.
+**MOTHER UBU** What a stupid man.
-FATHER UBU
-Madam of my shit, keep you, because I will not suffer your foolishness. I told you, gentlemen, that the finances are pretty. A considerable number of dogs sock spreads each morning in the streets and salopins wonders. On all sides we see that houses burned and people staggering under the weight of our phynancial.
+**FATHER UBU** Madam of my shit, keep you, because I will not suffer your foolishness. I told you, gentlemen, that the finances are pretty. A considerable number of dogs sock spreads each morning in the streets and salopins wonders. On all sides we see that houses burned and people staggering under the weight of our phynancial.
 COUNCILLOR
 And new taxes, Mr. Turd, are they going?
-MOTHER UBU
-Not at all. The tax on marriages has yet produced only 11 cents, and still continues Ubu people everywhere to force them to marry.
+**MOTHER UBU** Not at all. The tax on marriages has yet produced only 11 cents, and still continues Ubu people everywhere to force them to marry.
-FATHER UBU
-Saber Finance gidouille my horn, Madam financial earens I have to talk and you hear a mouth. Laughter. Or perhaps not! You do me wrong and you cause I'm stupid! But Horn Ubu! A messenger enters. Well, well, what did he still one? Go, monkey, or I'll pocket beheading and twist legs.
+**FATHER UBU** Saber Finance gidouille my horn, Madam financial earens I have to talk and you hear a mouth. Laughter. Or perhaps not! You do me wrong and you cause I'm stupid! But Horn Ubu! A messenger enters. Well, well, what did he still one? Go, monkey, or I'll pocket beheading and twist legs.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah s outside, but there is a letter.
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah s outside, but there is a letter.
-FATHER UBU
-Read it. I think I am losing my mind or I do not read. Hurry, bouffresque, it must be Border.
+**FATHER UBU** Read it. I think I am losing my mind or I do not read. Hurry, bouffresque, it must be Border.
-MOTHER UBU
-Just so. He said that the Czar was very well received, it will invade your states to restore Buggerlaus and you will be killed.
+**MOTHER UBU** Just so. He said that the Czar was very well received, it will invade your states to restore Buggerlaus and you will be killed.
-FATHER UBU
-Ho ho I'm scared! I'm scared! Ha! I think die. O poor man I am. What will become great God? This evil man will kill me. Saint Anthony and all the saints protect me, I'll give you the phynance and I burn candles for you. Lord, what will become?
+**FATHER UBU** Ho ho I'm scared! I'm scared! Ha! I think die. O poor man I am. What will become great God? This evil man will kill me. Saint Anthony and all the saints protect me, I'll give you the phynance and I burn candles for you. Lord, what will become?
 He cries and cries.
-MOTHER UBU
-There is one thing to do, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** There is one thing to do, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Which, my love?
+**FATHER UBU** Which, my love?
-MOTHER UBU
-War!
+**MOTHER UBU** War!
 ALL
 Why! That is noble!
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, and I will still blows.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, and I will still blows.
 FIRST ADVISOR
 Run, run organize the army.
@@ Line 961: / Line 961: @@
 FOURTH
 And take the money for the troops.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah not, for example! I'll kill you, I do not want to give money.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah not, for example! I'll kill you, I do not want to give money.
 Here's another! I was paid to the war and now he must do so at my expense. No, by my green candle, make war, because you're mad, but do not pay out a penny.
 ALL
@@ Line 971: / Line 971: @@
 PALOTINS SOLDIERS AND
 Long Live Poland! Long Live Ubu!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Ubu, give me my armor and my little piece of wood. I will soon be so loaded that I can not walk if I continued.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Ubu, give me my armor and my little piece of wood. I will soon be so loaded that I can not walk if I continued.
-MOTHER UBU
-Fi, the coward.
+**MOTHER UBU** Fi, the coward.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah this is the sword that saves and shit the hook to finance that does not! I never finish, and the Russians will go ahead and kill me.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah this is the sword that saves and shit the hook to finance that does not! I never finish, and the Russians will go ahead and kill me.
 SOLDIER
 Lord Ubu, that the chisel earens falling.
-FATHER UBU
-Ji always kills using the hook to shit and knife set.
+**FATHER UBU** Ji always kills using the hook to shit and knife set.
-MOTHER UBU
-As it is beautiful with her helmet and breastplate, it looks like a pumpkin army.
+**MOTHER UBU** As it is beautiful with her helmet and breastplate, it looks like a pumpkin army.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Now, I'm going to ride.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Now, I'm going to ride.
 Take, gentlemen, the horse phynancial.
-MOTHER UBU
-Pere Ubu, your horse can not carry you anymore, he has not eaten for five days and almost died.
+**MOTHER UBU** Pere Ubu, your horse can not carry you anymore, he has not eaten for five days and almost died.
-FATHER UBU
-It is good one! They made me pay 12 cents per day for this hack and I can wear it. You do not care, Ubu's horn, or if you steal from me? The Ubu blushes and looks down. So, what brings you another beast, but I would not walk Cornification!
+**FATHER UBU** It is good one! They made me pay 12 cents per day for this hack and I can wear it. You do not care, Ubu's horn, or if you steal from me? The Ubu blushes and looks down. So, what brings you another beast, but I would not walk Cornification!
 It takes a huge horse.
-FATHER UBU
-I'll ride.
+**FATHER UBU** I'll ride.
 Oh sitting rather! because I'm going to fall. The horse starts. Ah! stop my horse, Great God, I'll fall and be dead!
-MOTHER UBU
-It is really stupid. Ah Here the statement. But he fell to the ground.
+**MOTHER UBU** It is really stupid. Ah Here the statement. But he fell to the ground.
-FATHER UBU
-Horn physical, I'm half dead! But never mind, I go to war and I will kill everyone. Beware that not work right. Ji lon put in my pocket with twisted nose and teeth and extraction language.
+**FATHER UBU** Horn physical, I'm half dead! But never mind, I go to war and I will kill everyone. Beware that not work right. Ji lon put in my pocket with twisted nose and teeth and extraction language.
-MOTHER UBU
-Good luck, Mr. Turd.
+**MOTHER UBU** Good luck, Mr. Turd.
-FATHER UBU
-I forgot to tell you that I entrust the regency. But the book I have on my finances, too bad for you if you rob me. I leave you to help the Palotin Giron. Farewell, Ubu.
+**FATHER UBU** I forgot to tell you that I entrust the regency. But the book I have on my finances, too bad for you if you rob me. I leave you to help the Palotin Giron. Farewell, Ubu.
-MOTHER UBU
-Farewell, Ubu. Tue although the Czar.
+**MOTHER UBU** Farewell, Ubu. Tue although the Czar.
-FATHER UBU
-For sure. Twisting the nose and teeth, extraction of the language and driving the small piece of wood in earens.
+**FATHER UBU** For sure. Twisting the nose and teeth, extraction of the language and driving the small piece of wood in earens.
 The army moves to the sound of trumpets.
 MOTHER UBU alone.
@@ Line 1015: / Line 1015: @@
 The crypt of the former kings of Poland in Warsaw Cathedral.
-MOTHER UBU
-Where is this treasure? No slab does not ring hollow. I'm sure I counted thirteen stones after death of Ladislas the Greater going along the wall, and there is nothing. We have to have deceived. Here, however: here the stone rings hollow. At work, Ubu. Courage descellons this stone. It is good. Take this piece of hook to finance which will further his office. Voila! That gold amongst the bones of kings. In our bag, then, everything! Hey What is that noise? In these old vaults would there still alive? No, it's nothing, let us hasten. Take everything. This money will be better to face the day in the midst of the tombs of former princes. Let's put the stone. What! always making. My presence here gives me a strange fear. I'll take the rest of the gold again, I'll be back tomorrow.
+**MOTHER UBU** Where is this treasure? No slab does not ring hollow. I'm sure I counted thirteen stones after death of Ladislas the Greater going along the wall, and there is nothing. We have to have deceived. Here, however: here the stone rings hollow. At work, Ubu. Courage descellons this stone. It is good. Take this piece of hook to finance which will further his office. Voila! That gold amongst the bones of kings. In our bag, then, everything! Hey What is that noise? In these old vaults would there still alive? No, it's nothing, let us hasten. Take everything. This money will be better to face the day in the midst of the tombs of former princes. Let's put the stone. What! always making. My presence here gives me a strange fear. I'll take the rest of the gold again, I'll be back tomorrow.
 VOICE out of the tomb of John Sigismund.
 Never, Ubu!
@@ Line 1035: / Line 1035: @@
 BOGGLERAS
 Hey That's Ubu goes out with his guards on the porch!
-MOTHER UBU
-What do you, gentlemen? Ah Buggerlaus it.
+**MOTHER UBU** What do you, gentlemen? Ah Buggerlaus it.
 The crowd throws stones.
 FIRST WARNING
@@ Line 1065: / Line 1065: @@
 The Polish army on the march in Ukraine.
-FATHER UBU
-Cornebleu, jambedieu, cow's head! we will perish because we are dying of thirst and are tired. Sire Soldier, have the kindness to wear our helmets to finance, and you, Sir Lance, load up the chisel shit and stick-to-physical to relieve our people, because, I repeat, we are tired.
+**FATHER UBU** Cornebleu, jambedieu, cow's head! we will perish because we are dying of thirst and are tired. Sire Soldier, have the kindness to wear our helmets to finance, and you, Sir Lance, load up the chisel shit and stick-to-physical to relieve our people, because, I repeat, we are tired.
 Soldiers obey.
 CELL
 Hon! Monsieuye! It is surprising that the Russians appear point.
-FATHER UBU
-It is unfortunate that the state of our finances do not allow us to have a car to our size, for fear of demolishing our mount, we've done all the way on foot, dragging our horse by the bridle. But when we are back in Poland, we will imagine, through our science in physics and helped light of our consultants, a car in the wind to transport the whole army.
+**FATHER UBU** It is unfortunate that the state of our finances do not allow us to have a car to our size, for fear of demolishing our mount, we've done all the way on foot, dragging our horse by the bridle. But when we are back in Poland, we will imagine, through our science in physics and helped light of our consultants, a car in the wind to transport the whole army.
 COTISE
 That Nicolas Rensky rushing.
-FATHER UBU
-And what did he, that boy?
+**FATHER UBU** And what did he, that boy?
 Rensky
 All is lost, Sire, Poles are rebellious, Giron is killed and Ubu is a fugitive in the mountains.
-FATHER UBU
-Night bird, beast of doom, owl gaiters! Where have you caught that nonsense? Here's another! And who did that? Buggerlaus, I bet. Where are you from?
+**FATHER UBU** Night bird, beast of doom, owl gaiters! Where have you caught that nonsense? Here's another! And who did that? Buggerlaus, I bet. Where are you from?
 Rensky
 Warsaw, noble Lord.
-FATHER UBU
-Boy my shit, I'm worry if I'd turn back to the whole army. But, sir boy, he's on your shoulders more feather than brains and you've dreamed of nonsense. Go to the forefront, my boy, the Russians are not far and we shall soon have to cut and thrust of our weapons, both as shit phynancial and physics.
+**FATHER UBU** Boy my shit, I'm worry if I'd turn back to the whole army. But, sir boy, he's on your shoulders more feather than brains and you've dreamed of nonsense. Go to the forefront, my boy, the Russians are not far and we shall soon have to cut and thrust of our weapons, both as shit phynancial and physics.
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 Pere Ubu, do not you see the plain the Russians?
-FATHER UBU
-True, the Russians! Here I am pretty. If only there was some way to go, but not all, we are on a high and we will face every time.
+**FATHER UBU** True, the Russians! Here I am pretty. If only there was some way to go, but not all, we are on a high and we will face every time.
 ARMY
 The Russians! The enemy!
-FATHER UBU
-Come, gentlemen, take our arrangements for the battle. We will stay on the hill and do not ever commit the folly to go downstairs. I will stand in the middle like a citadel alive and you people around my ears. I recommend you put guns in as many balls they can keep that eight bullets can kill eight Russians and that's all that I will not saddle. We will put the infantry on foot down the hill to get the Russians and kill a little behind the riders to throw into confusion, and artillery around the mill here now to fire into the crowd. As for us, we will be in the windmill and will draw the gun phynancial the window, across the door, we'll place the stick-to-physical, and if someone tries to enter, beware of the hook to shit!
+**FATHER UBU** Come, gentlemen, take our arrangements for the battle. We will stay on the hill and do not ever commit the folly to go downstairs. I will stand in the middle like a citadel alive and you people around my ears. I recommend you put guns in as many balls they can keep that eight bullets can kill eight Russians and that's all that I will not saddle. We will put the infantry on foot down the hill to get the Russians and kill a little behind the riders to throw into confusion, and artillery around the mill here now to fire into the crowd. As for us, we will be in the windmill and will draw the gun phynancial the window, across the door, we'll place the stick-to-physical, and if someone tries to enter, beware of the hook to shit!
 OFFICERS
 Your orders, Sire Ubu will be executed.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey it goes well we will win. What time is it?
+**FATHER UBU** Hey it goes well we will win. What time is it?
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 Eleven o'clock in the morning.
-FATHER UBU
-Then we go to dinner, because the Russians will not attack before noon. Tell the soldiers, Lord General, to make their needs and to sing the song in Finance.
+**FATHER UBU** Then we go to dinner, because the Russians will not attack before noon. Tell the soldiers, Lord General, to make their needs and to sing the song in Finance.
 Lacy goes.
 SOLDIERS AND PALOTINS
 Vive le Pere Ubu, our large Financial! Ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, Tating!
-FATHER UBU
-O good people, I love them. A Russian bullet arrives and breaks the wings of the mill. Ah! I fear, Lord God, I'm dead! yet no, I have nothing.
+**FATHER UBU** O good people, I love them. A Russian bullet arrives and breaks the wings of the mill. Ah! I fear, Lord God, I'm dead! yet no, I have nothing.
 [ edit ]ACT IV, SCENE IV
@@ Line 1111: / Line 1111: @@
 A CAPTAIN arriving.
 Sire Ubu, the Russians attacked.
-FATHER UBU
-Well, after, what would you have me do? This is not me who told them. However, gentlemen of Finance, prepare us to fight.
+**FATHER UBU** Well, after, what would you have me do? This is not me who told them. However, gentlemen of Finance, prepare us to fight.
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 A second ball!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I no longer. Here it is raining lead and iron, and we might damage our precious person. Descend.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I no longer. Here it is raining lead and iron, and we might damage our precious person. Descend.
 All down to a run. The battle has just begun. They disappear in clouds of smoke at the foot of the hill.
 A RUSSIAN striking.
@@ Line 1122: / Line 1122: @@
 Rensky
 Ah I am dead.
-FATHER UBU
-Forward! Oh, you, sir, I catch you, because you hurt me, do you hear? lush! with your flingot that does not leave.
+**FATHER UBU** Forward! Oh, you, sir, I catch you, because you hurt me, do you hear? lush! with your flingot that does not leave.
 RUSSIAN
 Ah you see that!
 He fired his revolver.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Oh I'm hurt, I'm torn, I punched, I am given, I'm buried. Oh, but anyway! Ah I got him. He rips. Hey! you begin again, now!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Oh I'm hurt, I'm torn, I punched, I am given, I'm buried. Oh, but anyway! Ah I got him. He rips. Hey! you begin again, now!
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 Forward, push vigorously, you pass the gap. The victory is ours.
-FATHER UBU
-You think? So far I feel on my brow over bumps than laurels.
+**FATHER UBU** You think? So far I feel on my brow over bumps than laurels.
 RUSSIAN RIDERS
 Hurrah! Place the Czar!
@@ Line 1145: / Line 1145: @@
 Ah you do not finish, you guys! Hey John Sobieski, here's your account! He knocks. In other now!
 It is a massacre of Poles.
-FATHER UBU
-Forward, my friends. Catch that rascal! Stewed Muscovites! The victory is ours. Long live the Red Eagle!
+**FATHER UBU** Forward, my friends. Catch that rascal! Stewed Muscovites! The victory is ours. Long live the Red Eagle!
 ALL
 Forward! Hurrah! Jambedieu! Catch the big guy.
@@ Line 1155: / Line 1155: @@
 EDGE
 It is a pistol loaded with powder.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah You're kidding me! Encore! In the pocket!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah You're kidding me! Encore! In the pocket!
 He rushes at him and tears.
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 Pere Ubu, we go everywhere.
-FATHER UBU
-I see, I can not anymore, I'm riddled with kicks, I would sit on the floor. Oh my bottle.
+**FATHER UBU** I see, I can not anymore, I'm riddled with kicks, I would sit on the floor. Oh my bottle.
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 Go to that of the Czar, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey I will go immediately. Come Saber shit, do your duty, and you hook to finance, do not stay behind. That stick-to-physical work of a generous emulation and share with the little stick the honor kill, dig and operate the Emperor Moscow. As before, Mr Finance to our horse!
+**FATHER UBU** Hey I will go immediately. Come Saber shit, do your duty, and you hook to finance, do not stay behind. That stick-to-physical work of a generous emulation and share with the little stick the honor kill, dig and operate the Emperor Moscow. As before, Mr Finance to our horse!
 He rushes to the Czar.
 RUSSIAN OFFICER
 En garde, Majesty!
-FATHER UBU
-Hey, you! Oh ouch Ah but still. Ah Sir, excuse me, leave me alone. Oh but I did not mean it!
+**FATHER UBU** Hey, you! Oh ouch Ah but still. Ah Sir, excuse me, leave me alone. Oh but I did not mean it!
 He escapes, the czar pursues.
-FATHER UBU
-Holy Virgin, that haunts me mad! What have I done, great God! Ah OK, here is the gap ironing. Ah I feel it behind me and the ditch in front! Courage, close our eyes!
+**FATHER UBU** Holy Virgin, that haunts me mad! What have I done, great God! Ah OK, here is the gap ironing. Ah I feel it behind me and the ditch in front! Courage, close our eyes!
 He jumped the ditch. The czar will fall.
 THE CZAR
@@ Line 1179: / Line 1179: @@
 POLISH
 Hurrah! Czar is down!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I hardly dare look back! It is inside. Ah well done and we hit it. Well, Polish go ahead with a vengeance, it is still good, the wretch! But I dare not look! And though our prediction was completely fulfilled, the stick-to-physical wonders and has no doubt that I had not completely killed if an inexplicable terror fight was coming and we cancel the effects of our courage. But we had to suddenly turn tail and we had our hello to our ability as a rider and the solidity of our horse hocks Finance, whose speed is matched only by the strength of which lightness is famous, and the depth of the gap was very much about under the feet of the enemy we here present Master Phynances. All this is very beautiful, but nobody listens. Come well, here we go again!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I hardly dare look back! It is inside. Ah well done and we hit it. Well, Polish go ahead with a vengeance, it is still good, the wretch! But I dare not look! And though our prediction was completely fulfilled, the stick-to-physical wonders and has no doubt that I had not completely killed if an inexplicable terror fight was coming and we cancel the effects of our courage. But we had to suddenly turn tail and we had our hello to our ability as a rider and the solidity of our horse hocks Finance, whose speed is matched only by the strength of which lightness is famous, and the depth of the gap was very much about under the feet of the enemy we here present Master Phynances. All this is very beautiful, but nobody listens. Come well, here we go again!
 The Russian dragoons are a serious issue and the Czar.
 THE GENERAL Lacy
 This time it was disbanded.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah here is the opportunity to draw feet. Now then, gentlemen Poles, forward! or rather back!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah here is the opportunity to draw feet. Now then, gentlemen Poles, forward! or rather back!
 POLISH
 Sauve qui peut!
-FATHER UBU
-Come way. What a lot of people, which leak, how many, how to get out of this mess? He is upset Ah but you! Watch out, or you'll experience the value of boiling Master of Finance. Ah he's gone, let us be strong and while Lacy does not see us.
+**FATHER UBU** Come way. What a lot of people, which leak, how many, how to get out of this mess? He is upset Ah but you! Watch out, or you'll experience the value of boiling Master of Finance. Ah he's gone, let us be strong and while Lacy does not see us.
 He goes out, then we spotted the Czar and the Russian army pursuing the Poles.
@@ Line 1197: / Line 1197: @@
 FATHER TURD PILE COTISE
-FATHER UBU
-Ah dog time, it freezes and stone splitting the person of Master of Finance found it very damaged.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah dog time, it freezes and stone splitting the person of Master of Finance found it very damaged.
 CELL
 Hon! Monsieuye Ubu, you recovered from your terror and your flight?
-FATHER UBU
-Yes I'm no longer afraid, but I still have the leak.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes I'm no longer afraid, but I still have the leak.
 COTISE apart.
 What a pig.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey Coccyx Sire, your Oneglia, how is she?
+**FATHER UBU** Hey Coccyx Sire, your Oneglia, how is she?
 COTISE
 Both, Monsieuye, it can go while going very badly. For the wherewithal to make consequential, the lead into the earth and I could retrieve the ball.
-FATHER UBU
-Hey, well done! You, too, you always wanted to enter the other. I have deployed the largest value, without exposing myself and I massacred four enemies of my own hand, not counting those who were already dead and that we have completed.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey, well done! You, too, you always wanted to enter the other. I have deployed the largest value, without exposing myself and I massacred four enemies of my own hand, not counting those who were already dead and that we have completed.
 COTISE
 You know, Pile, what happened to the little Rensky?
 CELL
 He was shot in the head.
-FATHER UBU
-As poppies and dandelions in the prime of their age are severed by the fake from the ruthless relentless reaper who ruthlessly mowing their pitiful hoe, - so small Rensky was poppy, it was defeated, however well but there were too many Russians
+**FATHER UBU** As poppies and dandelions in the prime of their age are severed by the fake from the ruthless relentless reaper who ruthlessly mowing their pitiful hoe, - so small Rensky was poppy, it was defeated, however well but there were too many Russians
 CELL AND COTISE
 Hon! Monsieuye!
@@ Line 1223: / Line 1223: @@
 CELL
 What? Let us arm our Lumel.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah no! For example, even the Russians, I bet! I've had enough! and then it's very simple, if they catch me crazy lon ji pocket.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah no! For example, even the Russians, I bet! I've had enough! and then it's very simple, if they catch me crazy lon ji pocket.
 [ edit ]ACT IV, SCENE VI
@@ Line 1233: / Line 1233: @@
 COTISE
 Hon, Monsieuye Finance!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh hey, just look at the little doggie. It is nice, my faith.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh hey, just look at the little doggie. It is nice, my faith.
 CELL
 Beware! Ah How big bear: my cartridges!
-FATHER UBU
-A bear! Ah the horrible beast. Oh poor man, I am eating. God protect me. And it comes on me. No, it Coccyx it catches. Ah I breathe.
+**FATHER UBU** A bear! Ah the horrible beast. Oh poor man, I am eating. God protect me. And it comes on me. No, it Coccyx it catches. Ah I breathe.
 The bear pounces on Coccyx. Stack attack with knives. Ubu takes refuge on a rock.
 COTISE
 To me, Stack! me! for help, Monsieuye Turd!
-FATHER UBU
-Nothing doing! Work it out yourself, my friend, for the moment, we do our Pater Noster. Everyone turn to be eaten.
+**FATHER UBU** Nothing doing! Work it out yourself, my friend, for the moment, we do our Pater Noster. Everyone turn to be eaten.
 CELL
 I, I would like.
 COTISE
 Farm, friend, begins to let go.
-FATHER UBU
-Nomen tuum Sanctificetur.
+**FATHER UBU** Nomen tuum Sanctificetur.
 COTISE
 Cowardly bastard!
 CELL
 Ah I bite! O Lord, save us, I'm dead.
-FATHER UBU
-Fiat voluntas tua!
+**FATHER UBU** Fiat voluntas tua!
 COTISE
 Ah I managed to injure
@@ Line 1263: / Line 1263: @@
 COTISE
 Hold it close, I caught my knuckle-fist explosive.
-FATHER UBU
-Panem nostrum da nobis hodie quotidianum.
+**FATHER UBU** Panem nostrum da nobis hodie quotidianum.
 CELL
 Have you finally, I can not.
-FATHER UBU
-Sicut and our dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
+**FATHER UBU** Sicut and our dimittimus debitoribus nostris.
 COTISE
 Ah I.
@@ Line 1274: / Line 1274: @@
 CELL AND COTISE
 Victory!
-FATHER UBU
-Sed libera nos a malo. Amen. Finally, he is really dead? Can I get off my rock?
+**FATHER UBU** Sed libera nos a malo. Amen. Finally, he is really dead? Can I get off my rock?
 CELL scornfully.
 As long as you want.
@@ Line 1282: / Line 1282: @@
 CELL
 Disgusting ass.
-FATHER UBU
-Here is a big beast. With me, you have something for supper. What stomach, gentlemen! The Greeks were more confident in the wooden horse, and little was damned, dear friends, we could not go check for ourselves our domestic capacity.
+**FATHER UBU** Here is a big beast. With me, you have something for supper. What stomach, gentlemen! The Greeks were more confident in the wooden horse, and little was damned, dear friends, we could not go check for ourselves our domestic capacity.
 CELL
 I'm starving. What to eat?
 COTISE
 Bear!
-FATHER UBU
-Hey poor people, will you eat it raw? We have nothing to fire.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey poor people, will you eat it raw? We have nothing to fire.
 CELL
 Have not we flints?
-FATHER UBU
-That's true. And it seems to me that this is not far from here a little wood where there must be dry branches. Go and get, Sire Coccyx.
+**FATHER UBU** That's true. And it seems to me that this is not far from here a little wood where there must be dry branches. Go and get, Sire Coccyx.
 Coccyx away through the snow.
 CELL
 And now, Sire Ubu, will cut up the bear.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh no! It is perhaps not dead. While you, who are already half eaten and bitten on all sides, is quite in your role. I'll light the fire until he brings the wood.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh no! It is perhaps not dead. While you, who are already half eaten and bitten on all sides, is quite in your role. I'll light the fire until he brings the wood.
 Battery begins to skin the bear.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh beware! he moved.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh beware! he moved.
 CELL
 But, Sire Ubu, it is already cold.
-FATHER UBU
-It's a shame, it would have been better eaten hot. This will provide a Master of Finance indigestion.
+**FATHER UBU** It's a shame, it would have been better eaten hot. This will provide a Master of Finance indigestion.
 CELL apart
 It is disgusting. Top. Help us a little, Mr. Turd, I can not do all the work.
-FATHER UBU
-No, I do not want to do anything myself! I'm tired, of course!
+**FATHER UBU** No, I do not want to do anything myself! I'm tired, of course!
 COTISE returning.
 What snow, my friends, we would say in Castile to the North Pole. The night begins to fall. In an hour it will be dark. We hasten to see yet clear.
-FATHER UBU
-Yes, you understand, Battery? hurry. Hurry both! Skewer the beast, cook the beast, I'm hungry!
+**FATHER UBU** Yes, you understand, Battery? hurry. Hurry both! Skewer the beast, cook the beast, I'm hungry!
 CELL
 Ah is too much at the end! It will work or you have nothing, you understand, glutton!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh I do not care, I prefer to eat it raw, it's you who will be caught out. And then I sleep, me!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh I do not care, I prefer to eat it raw, it's you who will be caught out. And then I sleep, me!
 COTISE
 What do you stack? Let's dine alone. He will not. That's all. Or we can give him the bones.
 CELL
 Good. Oh, that's the fire burning.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh it's good, it's hot now. But I see Russians everywhere. What flight, great God! Ah
+**FATHER UBU** Oh it's good, it's hot now. But I see Russians everywhere. What flight, great God! Ah
 He falls asleep.
 COTISE
@@ Line 1350: / Line 1350: @@
 It is night. The FATHER UBU asleep. Between MOTHER UBU without seeing it. The darkness is complete.
-MOTHER UBU
-Finally, I am safe. I am alone here, this is not bad, but what rat race: crossing the whole of Poland in four days! all misfortunes beset me at once. As soon as this big ass party, I go to the crypt rich. Soon after I escaped being stoned by Buggerlaus and these madmen. I lose my rider Champion Gyron who was so enamored by my beauty that swooned with delight when she saw me, and even, I was assured by not seeing me, what is the height of tenderness . It would cut in half for me, poor boy. The proof is that he was cut in four by Buggerlaus. Pif paf bang! Ah I think die. So then, I take flight, pursued by the mob fury. I left the palace, I come to the Vistula, the bridges were guarded. I crossed the river to swim, hoping to leave my persecutors. From all sides come together and nobility haunts me. Missing me die a thousand times, drowned in a circle of Poles eager to lose me. Finally I mistook their fury, and after four days of racing in the snow that was my kingdom I manage to take refuge here. I have eaten or drunk these four days. Buggerlaus hugged me closely ... Finally, I am saved. Ah I'm dead tired and cold. But I wonder what happened to my big clown, I mean my very respectable husband. Him have I taken, finance. Him have I robbed of krones. Him have I fired, carrots. And to finance his horse dying of hunger: he did not often oats, the poor devil. Ah good story. But alas! I lost my treasure! It is in Warsaw, which will pick pleases.
+**MOTHER UBU** Finally, I am safe. I am alone here, this is not bad, but what rat race: crossing the whole of Poland in four days! all misfortunes beset me at once. As soon as this big ass party, I go to the crypt rich. Soon after I escaped being stoned by Buggerlaus and these madmen. I lose my rider Champion Gyron who was so enamored by my beauty that swooned with delight when she saw me, and even, I was assured by not seeing me, what is the height of tenderness . It would cut in half for me, poor boy. The proof is that he was cut in four by Buggerlaus. Pif paf bang! Ah I think die. So then, I take flight, pursued by the mob fury. I left the palace, I come to the Vistula, the bridges were guarded. I crossed the river to swim, hoping to leave my persecutors. From all sides come together and nobility haunts me. Missing me die a thousand times, drowned in a circle of Poles eager to lose me. Finally I mistook their fury, and after four days of racing in the snow that was my kingdom I manage to take refuge here. I have eaten or drunk these four days. Buggerlaus hugged me closely ... Finally, I am saved. Ah I'm dead tired and cold. But I wonder what happened to my big clown, I mean my very respectable husband. Him have I taken, finance. Him have I robbed of krones. Him have I fired, carrots. And to finance his horse dying of hunger: he did not often oats, the poor devil. Ah good story. But alas! I lost my treasure! It is in Warsaw, which will pick pleases.
 FATHER UBU beginning to wake up.
 Get Ubu, cut earens!
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah God Where am I? I lose my head. Ah No, Lord! Thank God I caught Mr. Pere Ubu who sleeps with me. Let's nice. Well, my big man, did you sleep well?
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah God Where am I? I lose my head. Ah No, Lord! Thank God I caught Mr. Pere Ubu who sleeps with me. Let's nice. Well, my big man, did you sleep well?
-FATHER UBU
-Badly! It was very hard this bear! Battle of voracious against a very strong, but the greedy completely eaten and devoured the tough, as you will see when it's light, hear you, noble Palotina!
+**FATHER UBU** Badly! It was very hard this bear! Battle of voracious against a very strong, but the greedy completely eaten and devoured the tough, as you will see when it's light, hear you, noble Palotina!
-MOTHER UBU
-What he stammers? It is even more stupid than when he left. Who has he?
+**MOTHER UBU** What he stammers? It is even more stupid than when he left. Who has he?
-FATHER UBU
-Coccyx, Battery, answer me, shit bag! Where are you? Ah I'm afraid. But after we talked. Who spoke? This is not the bear, I suppose. Shit! Where are my matches? Ah I've lost the battle.
+**FATHER UBU** Coccyx, Battery, answer me, shit bag! Where are you? Ah I'm afraid. But after we talked. Who spoke? This is not the bear, I suppose. Shit! Where are my matches? Ah I've lost the battle.
 MOTHER UBU apart.
 Take advantage of the situation and night, simulate a supernatural appearance and make her promise to forgive our thefts.
-FATHER UBU
-But, by St. Anthony! speaking. Jambedieu! I'll be hanged!
+**FATHER UBU** But, by St. Anthony! speaking. Jambedieu! I'll be hanged!
 MOTHER UBU raising her voice.
 Yes, Mr. Turd, speaks, indeed, and the trumpet of the archangel who must make the dead ash and dust the final do not speak otherwise! Listen to his voice stern. Is that of St. Gabriel can only give good advice.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh that, indeed!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh that, indeed!
-MOTHER UBU
-Do not interrupt me or I am silent and that will be done your giborgne!
+**MOTHER UBU** Do not interrupt me or I am silent and that will be done your giborgne!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah my gidouille! I am silent, I do not say another word. Go on, madame Apparition!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah my gidouille! I am silent, I do not say another word. Go on, madame Apparition!
-MOTHER UBU
-We said, Mr. Turd, you're a big man!
+**MOTHER UBU** We said, Mr. Turd, you're a big man!
-FATHER UBU
-Very big, in fact, this is just.
+**FATHER UBU** Very big, in fact, this is just.
-MOTHER UBU
-Hush you, by God!
+**MOTHER UBU** Hush you, by God!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh Angels do not swear!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh Angels do not swear!
 MOTHER UBU apart.
 Shit! Continuing. Are you married, Mr. Turd.
-FATHER UBU
-Ideally, the last of the chips!
+**FATHER UBU** Ideally, the last of the chips!
-MOTHER UBU
-You mean it's a charming woman.
+**MOTHER UBU** You mean it's a charming woman.
-FATHER UBU
-A horror. She has claws everywhere, no one knows where to take it.
+**FATHER UBU** A horror. She has claws everywhere, no one knows where to take it.
-MOTHER UBU
-It must be taken by the sweetness, Sire Ubu, and if you take it and you will see that it is at least the equal of the Venus of Capua.
+**MOTHER UBU** It must be taken by the sweetness, Sire Ubu, and if you take it and you will see that it is at least the equal of the Venus of Capua.
-FATHER UBU
-Who do you say that lice?
+**FATHER UBU** Who do you say that lice?
-MOTHER UBU
-You do not listen, Mr. Turd, lend us a little more carefully. Apart. But let us, the day will rise. Mr. Turd, your wife is adorable and delicious, it was not a single fault.
+**MOTHER UBU** You do not listen, Mr. Turd, lend us a little more carefully. Apart. But let us, the day will rise. Mr. Turd, your wife is adorable and delicious, it was not a single fault.
-FATHER UBU
-You are mistaken, there is not a defect it possesses.
+**FATHER UBU** You are mistaken, there is not a defect it possesses.
-MOTHER UBU
-Silence! Your wife does not make you of infidelity!
+**MOTHER UBU** Silence! Your wife does not make you of infidelity!
-FATHER UBU
-I'd like to see who could be in love with her. Is a harpy!
+**FATHER UBU** I'd like to see who could be in love with her. Is a harpy!
-MOTHER UBU
-She does not drink!
+**MOTHER UBU** She does not drink!
-FATHER UBU
-Since I took the key of the cellar. Prior to seven o'clock in the morning it was round and it is perfumed with eau-de-vie. Now it is perfumed with heliotrope she does not feel worse. I do not care. But now there is more than me to be round!
+**FATHER UBU** Since I took the key of the cellar. Prior to seven o'clock in the morning it was round and it is perfumed with eau-de-vie. Now it is perfumed with heliotrope she does not feel worse. I do not care. But now there is more than me to be round!
-MOTHER UBU
-Sot character! - Your wife do not take your gold.
+**MOTHER UBU** Sot character! - Your wife do not take your gold.
-FATHER UBU
-No, it's funny!
+**FATHER UBU** No, it's funny!
-MOTHER UBU
-It does not divert a penny!
+**MOTHER UBU** It does not divert a penny!
-FATHER UBU
-Mr. Witness our noble and unfortunate Phynances horse, which, not being fed for three months, had to make the entire campaign dragged by the strap through Ukraine. So did he die at the task, the poor beast!
+**FATHER UBU** Mr. Witness our noble and unfortunate Phynances horse, which, not being fed for three months, had to make the entire campaign dragged by the strap through Ukraine. So did he die at the task, the poor beast!
-MOTHER UBU
-All these are lies, your wife is a model and you know what monster you are!
+**MOTHER UBU** All these are lies, your wife is a model and you know what monster you are!
-FATHER UBU
-All these are truths. My wife is a slut and you know what you dummy!
+**FATHER UBU** All these are truths. My wife is a slut and you know what you dummy!
-MOTHER UBU
-Take care, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** Take care, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah it's true, I forgot who I was talking. No, I did not say that!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah it's true, I forgot who I was talking. No, I did not say that!
-MOTHER UBU
-You killed Wenceslas.
+**MOTHER UBU** You killed Wenceslas.
-FATHER UBU
-This is not my fault, of course. The Mother Turd wanted.
+**FATHER UBU** This is not my fault, of course. The Mother Turd wanted.
-MOTHER UBU
-You killed Boleslaw and Ladislas.
+**MOTHER UBU** You killed Boleslaw and Ladislas.
-FATHER UBU
-Too bad for them! They wanted me to type!
+**FATHER UBU** Too bad for them! They wanted me to type!
-MOTHER UBU
-You have not kept your promise to Borders and later you killed.
+**MOTHER UBU** You have not kept your promise to Borders and later you killed.
-FATHER UBU
-I'd rather be me than he who reigns in Lithuania. For now it is neither one nor the other. So you see, it is not me.
+**FATHER UBU** I'd rather be me than he who reigns in Lithuania. For now it is neither one nor the other. So you see, it is not me.
-MOTHER UBU
-You have a way to make you forgive all your sins.
+**MOTHER UBU** You have a way to make you forgive all your sins.
-FATHER UBU
-Which? I am willing to become a holy man, I want to be bishop and see my name on the calendar.
+**FATHER UBU** Which? I am willing to become a holy man, I want to be bishop and see my name on the calendar.
-MOTHER UBU
-You must forgive the Ubu of stealing some money.
+**MOTHER UBU** You must forgive the Ubu of stealing some money.
-FATHER UBU
-Well, voila! I forgive him when she will have me made whole, it has been well thrashed and it has revived my horse finance.
+**FATHER UBU** Well, voila! I forgive him when she will have me made whole, it has been well thrashed and it has revived my horse finance.
-MOTHER UBU
-He is crazy about his horse! Ah I am lost, the sun rises.
+**MOTHER UBU** He is crazy about his horse! Ah I am lost, the sun rises.
-FATHER UBU
-But anyway, I'm certainly glad to know now that my dear wife I flew. I now know from reliable sources. Omnis a Deo scientia, which mean: omnis, all; a Deo, science, scientia, from God. That explains the phenomenon. But Madame Apparition said nothing. What can I offer her something to cheer. What she said was very amusing. Oh, but it's day! Ah Lord, from my horse to finance, it's Ubu!
+**FATHER UBU** But anyway, I'm certainly glad to know now that my dear wife I flew. I now know from reliable sources. Omnis a Deo scientia, which mean: omnis, all; a Deo, science, scientia, from God. That explains the phenomenon. But Madame Apparition said nothing. What can I offer her something to cheer. What she said was very amusing. Oh, but it's day! Ah Lord, from my horse to finance, it's Ubu!
 MOTHER UBU brazenly.
 It is not true, I will excommunicate.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah carrion!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah carrion!
-MOTHER UBU
-What impiety.
+**MOTHER UBU** What impiety.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah is too much. I see it's you, stupid bitch! Why the hell are you here?
+**FATHER UBU** Ah is too much. I see it's you, stupid bitch! Why the hell are you here?
-MOTHER UBU
-Giron died and the Poles drove me away.
+**MOTHER UBU** Giron died and the Poles drove me away.
-FATHER UBU
-And me, it was the Russians who have hunted: the great minds meet.
+**FATHER UBU** And me, it was the Russians who have hunted: the great minds meet.
-MOTHER UBU
-Say that met wit an ass!
+**MOTHER UBU** Say that met wit an ass!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Well, he will meet a waterfowl now.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Well, he will meet a waterfowl now.
 He throws the bear.
 MOTHER UBU falling crushed under the weight of the bear.
 Ah Great God! How awful! Ah I'm dying! I'm suffocating! I died! He eat me! I digest!
-FATHER UBU
-He's dead! grotesque. Oh but, in fact, maybe not! Ah Lord not, he is not dead, save us. Dating back on his rock. ... Our Father who art
+**FATHER UBU** He's dead! grotesque. Oh but, in fact, maybe not! Ah Lord not, he is not dead, save us. Dating back on his rock. ... Our Father who art
 MOTHER UBU discarding.
 Hey! where is he?
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Lord here it is again! Foolish creature, so there is no way to get rid of it. Is he dead, the bear?
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Lord here it is again! Foolish creature, so there is no way to get rid of it. Is he dead, the bear?
-MOTHER UBU
-Yes, stupid ass, it is already cold. How did he come here?
+**MOTHER UBU** Yes, stupid ass, it is already cold. How did he come here?
 FATHER UBU confused.
 I do not know. Ah yes, I know! He wanted to eat and battery Coccyx and I killed him with a blow of Pater Noster.
-MOTHER UBU
-Pile, Coccyx, Pater Noster. What's that? It is crazy, my finances!
+**MOTHER UBU** Pile, Coccyx, Pater Noster. What's that? It is crazy, my finances!
-FATHER UBU
-That is very true what I say! And you're an idiot, my giborgne!
+**FATHER UBU** That is very true what I say! And you're an idiot, my giborgne!
-MOTHER UBU
-Tell me about your campaign, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** Tell me about your campaign, Ubu.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh lady, no! It's too long. All I know is that despite my undeniable valor everybody beat me.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh lady, no! It's too long. All I know is that despite my undeniable valor everybody beat me.
-MOTHER UBU
-Why, even the Polish?
+**MOTHER UBU** Why, even the Polish?
-FATHER UBU
-They shouted "Long live Wenceslas Buggerlaus. I thought they wanted m'écarteler. Oh enrages! And then they killed Rensky!
+**FATHER UBU** They shouted "Long live Wenceslas Buggerlaus. I thought they wanted m'écarteler. Oh enrages! And then they killed Rensky!
-MOTHER UBU
-It is much the same! You know Buggerlaus killed Champion Gyron!
+**MOTHER UBU** It is much the same! You know Buggerlaus killed Champion Gyron!
-FATHER UBU
-It is much the same! And then they killed the poor Lacy!
+**FATHER UBU** It is much the same! And then they killed the poor Lacy!
-MOTHER UBU
-It is much the same!
+**MOTHER UBU** It is much the same!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh but still, come here, carrion! Get on your knees before your master, he grabs her and throws her knees, you'll suffer the punishment.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh but still, come here, carrion! Get on your knees before your master, he grabs her and throws her knees, you'll suffer the punishment.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ho, ho, Mr. Turd!
+**MOTHER UBU** Ho, ho, Mr. Turd!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh oh oh after you finished? I begin: twisted nose, pull hair, penetration of the small stick in earens, extracting the brain through the heels, tearing the posterior, partial or total removal of the spinal cord (if only it was him remove the thorns of the character), not to mention the opening of the bladder and finally renewed the great beheading John the Baptist, all drawn from the Scriptures, both Old and New Testaments, put in order, corrected and perfected by the Master of Finance here this! How about going there, dummy?
+**FATHER UBU** Oh oh oh after you finished? I begin: twisted nose, pull hair, penetration of the small stick in earens, extracting the brain through the heels, tearing the posterior, partial or total removal of the spinal cord (if only it was him remove the thorns of the character), not to mention the opening of the bladder and finally renewed the great beheading John the Baptist, all drawn from the Scriptures, both Old and New Testaments, put in order, corrected and perfected by the Master of Finance here this! How about going there, dummy?
 He tears.
-MOTHER UBU
-Thanks, Mr. Turd!
+**MOTHER UBU** Thanks, Mr. Turd!
 Big noise at the entrance to the cave.
 [ edit ]ACT V, SCENE II
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 BOGGLERAS
 Forward, my friends! Long Live Poland!
-FATHER UBU
-Oh oh wait a minute, Mr. Polognard. Wait till I have finished my lady half!
+**FATHER UBU** Oh oh wait a minute, Mr. Polognard. Wait till I have finished my lady half!
 BOGGLERAS striking.
 Here, cowardly rascal, scoundrel, miscreant, Muslim!
@@ Line 1519: / Line 1519: @@
 Hey, coward, pig, liar, buffoon, rascal, slut, duffel!
 Soldiers rushed to the Ubus who defend their best.
-FATHER UBU
-God what recesses!
+**FATHER UBU** God what recesses!
-MOTHER UBU
-It has feet, gentlemen Poles.
+**MOTHER UBU** It has feet, gentlemen Poles.
-FATHER UBU
-By my green candle, that he will finish at the end of the end? Another! Ah If I had my horse here phynancial!
+**FATHER UBU** By my green candle, that he will finish at the end of the end? Another! Ah If I had my horse here phynancial!
 BOGGLERAS
 Type, type ever!
@@ Line 1536: / Line 1536: @@
 CELL
 Hon! we meet again, Monsieuye Finance. As before, push vigorously win the door, once outside he will just run away.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh That's my strongest. O as he types.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh That's my strongest. O as he types.
 BOGGLERAS
 God I'm hurt.
@@ Line 1550: / Line 1550: @@
 CELL
 Courage, Sir Turd!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I'm in my underpants. Forward Cornification! Tudez, bleeding, skin, slather, horn Turd! Ah it decreases!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I'm in my underpants. Forward Cornification! Tudez, bleeding, skin, slather, horn Turd! Ah it decreases!
 COTISE
 There are more than two to keep the door.
@@ Line 1559: / Line 1559: @@
 The scene is the province of Livonia covered with snow. The Ubus and subsequently fled.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah I think they have renounced catch us.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah I think they have renounced catch us.
-MOTHER UBU
-Yes, Buggerlaus went to be crowned.
+**MOTHER UBU** Yes, Buggerlaus went to be crowned.
 UBU FATHER
 I do not envy him his crown.
-MOTHER UBU
-You're right, Ubu.
+**MOTHER UBU** You're right, Ubu.
 They disappear into the distance.
 [ edit ]ACT V, SCENE IV
@@ Line 1574: / Line 1574: @@
 COMMANDER
 Ah what a nice breeze.
-FATHER UBU
-It is a fact that we were sailing with a speed that is prodigious. We must make at least one million knots per hour, and these nodes have one good once made they do not dispose. It is true that we have a tailwind.
+**FATHER UBU** It is a fact that we were sailing with a speed that is prodigious. We must make at least one million knots per hour, and these nodes have one good once made they do not dispose. It is true that we have a tailwind.
 CELL
 What a sad idiot.
 A laughing stock arrives, the vessel layer and whitens the sea
-FATHER UBU
-Oh Ah God we're capsized. But it goes all wrong, it goes down, your boat.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh Ah God we're capsized. But it goes all wrong, it goes down, your boat.
 COMMANDER
 Everyone in the wind, tuck the mizzen!
-FATHER UBU
-Ah but not, for example! Do not put all the same side! It is imprudent. And suppose the wind comes to switch sides, everybody would go to the bottom of the water and the fish we eat.
+**FATHER UBU** Ah but not, for example! Do not put all the same side! It is imprudent. And suppose the wind comes to switch sides, everybody would go to the bottom of the water and the fish we eat.
 THE COMMANDING
 Do not arrive, and many will be next!
-FATHER UBU
-Yes! Yes! Arrive. I pressed myself! Come, you hear! It's your fault, gross captain, if we fail. We should be there. Oh oh, I'll order me, then! Pare about! In God willing. Wet, turn to wind, turn downwind. Hoist the sails, tighten the sails above the bar, the bar below the bar next door. You see, I'm fine. Come across the blade and then it will be perfect.
+**FATHER UBU** Yes! Yes! Arrive. I pressed myself! Come, you hear! It's your fault, gross captain, if we fail. We should be there. Oh oh, I'll order me, then! Pare about! In God willing. Wet, turn to wind, turn downwind. Hoist the sails, tighten the sails above the bar, the bar below the bar next door. You see, I'm fine. Come across the blade and then it will be perfect.
 All twist, the breeze freshened.
 COMMANDER
 Move the jib, take a risk to topsails.
-FATHER UBU
-This is not bad, it's even good! Do you hear, Mr. Crew? Bring the big cock and take a look in plum.
+**FATHER UBU** This is not bad, it's even good! Do you hear, Mr. Crew? Bring the big cock and take a look in plum.
 Many dying of laughter. A blade loads.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh what a deluge! This is an effect of maneuvers that we ordered.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh what a deluge! This is an effect of maneuvers that we ordered.
 UBU MOTHER AND CELL
 Navigation delicious thing!
@@ Line 1602: / Line 1602: @@
 CELL flooded.
 Beware of Satan and his pumps.
-FATHER UBU
-Sir boy, bring us a drink.
+**FATHER UBU** Sir boy, bring us a drink.
 All settled in to drink.
-MOTHER UBU
-Ah what a delight to see soon the sweet France, our old friends and our castle Mondragon!
+**MOTHER UBU** Ah what a delight to see soon the sweet France, our old friends and our castle Mondragon!
-FATHER UBU
-Hey We'll be there soon. We arrived at the moment under the castle of Elsinore.
+**FATHER UBU** Hey We'll be there soon. We arrived at the moment under the castle of Elsinore.
 CELL
 I feel exhilarated at the thought of seeing my beloved Spain.
 COTISE
 Yes, our countrymen and dazzle us stories of our wonderful adventures.
-FATHER UBU
-Oh this course! And I will appoint my Master of Finance in Paris.
+**FATHER UBU** Oh this course! And I will appoint my Master of Finance in Paris.
-MOTHER UBU
-That's it! Ah What shock!
+**MOTHER UBU** That's it! Ah What shock!
 COTISE
 It's nothing, just double the point of Elsinore.
 CELL
 And now our noble ship rushes at high speed on the dark waves of the North Sea.
-FATHER UBU
-Wed wild and inhospitable, which runs the country called Germany, so called because the inhabitants of this country are all cousins.
+**FATHER UBU** Wed wild and inhospitable, which runs the country called Germany, so called because the inhabitants of this country are all cousins.
-MOTHER UBU
-That is what I call scholarship. They say this country very beautiful.
+**MOTHER UBU** That is what I call scholarship. They say this country very beautiful.
-FATHER UBU
-Ah Gentlemen! so beautiful that it is not worth Poland. If there was no Poland there would be no Polish!
+**FATHER UBU** Ah Gentlemen! so beautiful that it is not worth Poland. If there was no Poland there would be no Polish!