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- +   "Bob's" teachings promote awareness of the Original Slack with which all bipeds, mere-humans and [[subgenii]] alike, are endowed at birth, allowing us to exercise and financially exploit our Abnormality Potentials. He fights to insure that this inate Slack is not squandered or, worse yet, stolen outright by that Conspiracy of Normals which presently controls this planet. <font size=6><a href="http://www.subgenius.com">http://www.subgenius.com/</a></font> 
-"Bob's" teachings promote awareness of the Original Slack with which all bipeds, mere-humans and [[subgenii]] alike, are endowed at birth, allowing us to exercise and financially exploit our Abnormality Potentials. He fights to insure that this inate Slack is not squandered or, worse yet, stolen outright by that Conspiracy of Normals which presently controls this planet. <html><font size=6><a href="http://www.subgenius.com">http://www.subgenius.com/</a></font></html> +    Only if the Universal Slack levels are high enough, and the smoke from "Bob's" Pipe sufficiently thick, will the Xists materialize and save all paid-up, Yeti-descended Ordained [[subgenius]] Ministers  -- while trashing in their interplanetary "beer run" not only the faithless human Conspiracy dupes (or 'Pinks,' 'Menialitites,' 'Mediocretins,' etc.), but their entire hell-hole planet as well.
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-Only if the Universal Slack levels are high enough, and the smoke from "Bob's" Pipe sufficiently thick, will the Xists materialize and save all paid-up, Yeti-descended Ordained [[subgenius]] Ministers  -- while trashing in their interplanetary "beer run" not only the faithless human Conspiracy dupes (or 'Pinks,' 'Menialitites,' 'Mediocretins,' etc.), but their entire hell-hole planet as well. +
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