• Aluminum foil
  • Scissors
  • Paper bag
  • Some altitude
  1. Climb the stairs or talk an elevator to the 10th floor of a building.
  2. Finely slice aluminum foil sheets into pieces 1“ x 1”.
  3. Place diced aluminum foil in paper bag.
  4. Hold bag outside window.
  5. Turn open end of bag upside down .
  6. Shake bag until all foil is dispersed in the air.
  7. Exit building
  8. Wait for UAV to attack bogus aluminum foil target.

– Kilgore Trout

* unmanned autonomous vehicle (aka. flying robot)