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yogi_berra

distilled wisdom of Yogi Berra

A baseball yogi, of the 'yogi bear' variety.

yogiisms

  • “This is like deja vu all over again.”
  • “You can observe a lot just by watching.”
  • “You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.”
  • “I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.”
  • “If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.”
  • “If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
  • “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
  • “It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.”
  • “Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.”
  • “It gets late early out there.” – Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.
  • “Do you mean now?” – When asked for the time.
  • “I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four.”
  • “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
  • “I made a wrong mistake.”
  • “If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.”
  • “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”

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